i want to live

i want to live. i want to get drunk off life. i want to get so plastered, cocked, stupid, shitfaced, crazy off of sugar rushes and lack of sleep. i don't want your fucking alcohol, or your cigarettes, your pot, your drugs, your cancer, your liver problems, or any of your regrets. i want my biggest hangover to be sleeping all day. i want sherbert (spelt with an r, yeah yeah yeah!). i want laughing so hard it feels like heroin. i want to be a smile addict, i want to do something new every day. something random, something unexpected. i want to live. i want to run around on the streets knocking off people's hats, even if they aren't wearing any. i want to break into children's hospitals and cry out "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, DON'T FUCK WITH ME!". i want to live off of my dreams and never once say, "i wish i didn't have to do this today." i want to scream at people i've never met before. i want to introduce myself to every pretty girl i pass and then spin around in circles because just a glance blew my mind. i don't want to get away from myself, i want to spend every day with myself. i want to wax intellectual until everyone tells me to shutup, and then i want to wax even more. i want to cross the country playing beautiful loud fun music for anyone and everyone i see. i want people to envy me my joy. i want to look back at age 60 and say "the past 60 years were the best of my life." i want to drive a luxery car and take the bus. i want to eat, sleep, dream, and play out music every moment. i want to live in a movie. i want to photograph everything so it's never really gone. i want to paint the town mauve. i want to thank every person who is unnecessarily friendly to me. i want to give a nice person a 10,000 dollar tip. i want to sit in a bookstore and sign books i didn't write. i want to write books that i won't sign. i want to travel back in time so i can appreciate showers more. i want to travel forward in time so i can appreciate showers more. i want to appreciate showers more. i want to kick someone in the face whenever they suggest that "work" is a good idea. i want many people i don't know to know me. i want to meet George W. Bush, ask him to tell me a joke, and then say "i find this joke to be offensive in light of the recent terrorist attacks on the twin towers of the world trade center on september 11th, 2001, in new york city, new york." and then offer him some tips on presidenting. i want people all over the world asking "did that really just happen?" when i've been around. i want to have my picture in the tabloids looking at a hotdog lovingly. i want people to rip ME off. i want people to mock me publicly for something stupid i did. i want a pony. i want to be the best possible version of myself. i want to dress in a suit and leave a briefcase full of celery in an airport somewhere suspicious. i want to start a band called "the world trade centers of anthrax sniping fell down". i want to record a christian pop album. i want someone to marry me not because they think i'm crazy, but because they're so nuts they think i'm sane. i want to savor every moment of this. i want you to want me. i want. i want everyone i interact with to regret not knowing me better. i want to invent a stereotype. i want to write the great american novel, in a foreign language. i want to speak foreign languages, but never feel like i spent time learning them. i want to play the guitar. i want to sing. i want to yell. i want to never stop talking until i feel done. i want to spit on princess diana's grave and then write a haiku about how great she was. i want a conveyor belt somewhere in my future home, ANYWHERE in my future home. i want to film a 3 hour documentary about the health risks of crayons and crayon accessories. i want to kill every joke until it's funny again. i want to do everything until i'm falling asleep, and never wake up until i can no longer sleep. i want to drink from the holy grail and then spit it back in there. i want to meet god and call him "my homie." i want to invest in things that i shouldn't be investing in. i want to ask eminem if he ever considered being "snickers" and i want to ask dr. dre if he ever considered being "dr. fancypants". i want to kiss a beautiful famous girl, shrug and say "ehh. i've had better," and mean it. i want to have everyone in my high school class say, "holy shit he really _______ ______ ______," and i honestly don't care what the blanks are. i want to make music that people listen to on repeat. i want to make music that i listen to on repeat. i want to invent a slang word. i want to see movies of my dreams. i want to live.